I believe the “paid for women” part and “on top” part, just problably not in the context that Ivanka is trying to spin.

As Stephen Colbert would say: “And by ‘innocent people’ we, of course, mean All Of Us!”

I’m pretty sure he heard “thigh gap” and was promising to address that. In person.

“You know, a [country] with money’s a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it! Sad.”

So does the current leader of China have a hot wife? Cuz if he does I can pretty much guarantee that after Trump’s first state visit and subsequent gropey or eye-bangy scandal there will be a trade war...possibly followed by a tactical nuclear exchange.

Watching “Chinese Lesbians in Space” is all the Asia experience Trump needs.

Or just roll their eyes and say “Ugh, theater students...”

The same thing they’re trying to accomplish every night, Pinky — to shame and legislate women into biblicly approved submission. #teampatriarchy

Agreed.
Damn it, Tom Hanks, stop making me enjoy junk!
(And if there is a just and forgiving God, there will be a David S. Pumkins joke in the deleted scenes when the Inferno DVD gets released)

Love those images but it’s all I can do to resist making Yellow Submarine jokes. ;-) Or hat tipping Mobius and the first Heavy Metal movie.

The Princess Bride

My guess is that they’ll just mail home the “Standard Form for Reporting Sexual Deviance”, which the Texas School Board Google translated from the original German. Subsequent versions will probably not refer the State Secretary of Education as the “reichsfurer.” Probably...

Except that the Trumpenfurer’s Nazi uniforms will be tacky as hell.

No but you have to wear a bowler hat, giant padded codpiece and some real horrorshow stompers, little droogie.

Spanish Flu will be rebranded as The Great Influenza. It will be the most yugely popular and classiest sickness the anti-vax crowd will help make great again.

OK that is a pretty solid theory.

To be fair, I thought the same thing. And began wondering — OK, how does he go from being a decent human being uncomfortable with casually using the hosts for target practice or as fuckbots to the insanely wealthy, amoral and obsessive Man in Black? If we buy into the 2 timelines theory, was it because he was their…

Titus Andronicus redux!

My money is the new host the older machines are making will be a replacement Theresa. She will either subtely stop giving corporate the information they want as part of Ford’s very “long con” or “Theresa” will quit abruptly having aparently gotten her required blood sacrice and she’ll then show up as host in the…

You know Putin has already picked out Trump’s next wife and will pelting him to with hot hot models and gymnasts (i.e., KGB agents) every time he visits.