Watching “Chinese Lesbians in Space” is all the Asia experience Trump needs.

Or just roll their eyes and say “Ugh, theater students...”

The same thing they’re trying to accomplish every night, Pinky — to shame and legislate women into biblicly approved submission. #teampatriarchy

My guess is that they’ll just mail home the “Standard Form for Reporting Sexual Deviance”, which the Texas School Board Google translated from the original German. Subsequent versions will probably not refer the State Secretary of Education as the “reichsfurer.” Probably...

Except that the Trumpenfurer’s Nazi uniforms will be tacky as hell.

No but you have to wear a bowler hat, giant padded codpiece and some real horrorshow stompers, little droogie.

You know Putin has already picked out Trump’s next wife and will pelting him to with hot hot models and gymnasts (i.e., KGB agents) every time he visits.

If the photos are accurate, she also apparently told him the password was written on one of Melania’s boobs.

So legit question for any psych majors or folks who will admit to being politicals (or “having friends who work on campaigns” nudge-nudge, wink-wink)
Trump exhibits classic Projection, and it’s bizarre. Any demonstrably negative thing that is said about him he will quickly then accuse the accuser of regardless of how…

OMG nobody is doing that paleo caveman thing. Eww, cavemen. The new Sharecropper Diet is the only way to ready for bikini season.

OMG, who told him about the white people meetings!?

I’m reminded of a recent excercis where an interviewer had college age men and women in a room. He asked the men “What sorts of things do you do on a daily basis to avoid being sexually harassed or assaulted?” And the guys were like “Ummm, nothing, bro. Is that even a thing? Whatever.” and the women all had checklists…

Maybe, maaaybe, a couple of conservatives who are still trying to decide between A) he hates Blacks, Gays & Mexicans and B) he will gleefully molest my 14 year old daughter. (Sadly it’ll probably come down to “Well, that ankle-length American Girl plaid school uniform is pretty slutty. She should have known better.…

If you’re really curious I guess you could ask Ann Coulter. (Spoiler Alert: nobody is that curious)

I think Chet the Intern fell for the old “If You Put Up Extra Photos We’ll Show You Some Boobs” ploy.

Call Madeline Albright, she knows just the person to redo your powder room.

IKR. WTAF.

Look, I’m sure up to that point “Bikini Tuesday” was not everything their recruiter promised them it would be. (Sorry for that mental image...)

Well done, though. I’ll chip in on the Go Fund Me campaign to buy you a new computer keyboard because you totally need to burn the one on which you typed the above.

I would think a lot of thinking conservative women are discovering the same thing. I think the cat was irrevocably out of the bag when Lewandowski manhandled a Breibart report (Breibart!) and the Breibart organization didn’t hesitate to throw her under the bus.