except hot and crazy talented

or Robert Patrick

Not a Browns fan. Never been a Browns fan. Can’t believe I got teary over this. Serious as a heart attack, there’s something about the way Browns fans have embraced the despair and transformed it that just moves me deeply.

This seems cruel Deadspin.

I’m serious too. They need to submit this photo to the National Archives. It is extremely culturally significant.

I know I am being overly picayune here, but that stadium is not a “Factory of Sadness.” If it were, each game, each set back, and each disappointment would look like all the others, mass produced with interchangeable screw-ups, bad decisions, and failed hopes. Nope. Each game is small batch-of-one and colorfully…

It didn't even play for me. If only the Browns would be so gracious...

That picture should win a major award. I'm not even joking a little bit.

That’s just attention to detail, man. The mark of a true professional. Nobody should judge that.

I can’t get over this still. It’s just so god damned depressing, pretty iconic imo

Never mind, I’ll find, someone like you..

“Hi. I’m Sarah McLachlan. Will you be an angel for a helpless Browns fan? Everyday innocent Browns fans are abused and neglected, and they’re crying out for help. Please, call the number on your screen. For just $18 a month, you can help rescue these animals from their abusers.”

My viewing ended abruptly with a “SORRY. There was a problem with playback.”

Like, I get what you’re doing here but holy shit fuck off.

Yeah, enough from you

Just curious- are you aware that words “terror” and “terrorism” are not necessarily the same thing?

Re: historically shitty football: this is pretty much exactly what happened with Oregon in the Knight/Bellotti fuck-you money era. Portlanders that couldn’t pick Rich Brooks out of a lineup suddenly became “diehards.” It’s the worst, and I don’t just say that as a UW alum.

I always learned that the invention of the cotton gin made it much more profitable and feasible to buy slaves for cotton farming. This led to a boom in the slave trade and indirectly played a role in the civil war. Incidentally Eli also invented replaceable gun parts which played a large role in making the civil war…

Did Verne play the role of one of “the Bobs” in Office Space? I’ve always thought that the resemblance was uncanny.

If you’re thinking about your long-term lawn-Camaro-owning prospects the best NFL coach stepdad would be Andy Reid. You’d never have to worry about missing curfew because he can’t read a fucking clock.