No comments on that SUV/van/tank?

with an upper body injury

USC grads are that desperate they’re trying to claim Clemson stars now?

I’m going to football my boss in the face tomorrow. That bitch is claiming credit for my work!

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall

My family has now substituted Trump for farts. “Mommy, Daddy trumped again!”

HOW HOW HOW can college football pass up the chance to honor Keenan Reynolds and the Naval Academy?

We GOTS to send the Bills compilation to Daesh headquarters. This may just make them rethink who exactly they’re fucking with!

How tall is that wall going to be to keep middle eastern immigrants from flying in?

He and his dipshit clones (in all ways except mega bucks and thin wives) will never believe any Muslims are good at anything because they only have ONE view of them (terrorists). These people are stupid; they know no Muslims except for who they see on FuXed News and would probably not believe that, in our country,…

Good read. Guy looks like the mayhem insurance dude though.

Right, some people are doubling up now...

Of interest to probably no one, but ex-Giants safety MarK Collins was from San Bernardino-now defunct, Pacific High School.

dude your wife sucks.

i thought that shit was giving kids cancer

And MAINE—we got us a real fucked-up one in LeRage!

This is more and better advice than the article titled the best ways to get a bartender’s attention...

Honestly, the only thing you told us to do is to tip well on the first drink. This article was more of a bartender’s chance to vent about what pisses them off. Thanks for nothing.

Good idea. Guess Detroit’s record this time last year?