C’mon now. How can his teammates even look at him straight? If he were a pedophile, they’d beat his ass, right? But he’s a woman abuser so it’s kind-of okay?

True, my “fake” should have been “trojan-horse commercials”.

I’m with you on that, except I assume Jerry does his own recruiting for his own little Blackwater like Army hidden somewheres in Texas.

Fuck THE SOUTH!

Why is this in shiny black and white, and all my superb-shit in gray?

yeah but commercials suck diseased-dick, and fake ones are even worse!

I’ll explain the markets:

Atlanta, doubling down. The military knows where to recruit its naive. Surprised Bama didn’t somehow make the list.

THAT, beyond the continued Raider-Revival, is my NFL season story arc.

saves a trip to the shared bathroom

Now Gruden knows where is right tackle was during the first half.

I once fucked the little triangle hole in a mac-n-cheese box.

I remember a punter for the Raiders coming in in the late 80s.

cutting w/a bayonet

High pitch Eric from Maine? No way he’s getting play on DS.

Right, if someone had lit him up while he was sitting on that guy it would have been 15 for sure.

I don’t know why I didn’t think it before, but I think we just found Trump’s running mate!

“ I had different opinions and views, but I had always been able to get along.”

i don’t get it, but i’ll star anyway

Good, win a freaking championship and do what the fuck you want! Imagine how lame Chicago feels after two extremely jubilant celebrations. For what exactly? The opportunity to get shit upon by the Mets? Congrats, Cubs, maybe you all got champagne in your eyes and couldn’t hit or pitch afterwards.