While in high school my buddies and I got into a head-on collision on a snowy mountain road in Southern Cal. Our car slid into the oncoming lane and basically stayed on the cliff because we smashed into an oncoming car. Our Nova and their Maxima were totaled. “That Jap car folded up like an accordion,” per the CHP…

Up until this semester I attended Houston Baptist University for three long, miserable years

I think you are on it here. Getting recruits is assistant coach hazing...If you wanna coach w/me you gotta earn it, little buddy!

Then why don’t more programs get caught? That’s what I don’t get. As an aside, I don’t think it’s the worms that are doing the welcoming...

Veal sucks, everywhere.

My second gray whining of all time...how is it that dude gets in the shiny black and white, and I’m always drowning in the grays?!?

Some in the shadows guy from the ‘02-’03 L-Ville football team just called Rome and said this was abound for them, then as well.

nice, “damn good.” I agree!

—NO FUCKING WAY!!!

yeah, those fucking sprinkler heads!

This is getting so tired. Imagine the Blackhawks creaming their pants w/champagne after winning the first/second/third round last year. Cheezy! Or, New England, diving around like dipshits after a divisional win. Maybe Serena should be donning some goggles and hiring hookers after she smokes a 14 year old love, love…

We gave him 2.3 errors that inning.

Canadian baptism?

It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone’s invited!

Only a Red Sox fan w/a Gronk name would feel the need to qualify that comment with “I’m a Red Sox fan.”

Right; if this were 1980 Bernie would be the Demo and Hillary would be the Repub candidates.

Awesome! :)

Right, there is a distinction. Ump called time; in those other examples something else stopped the play.

Wrong, my mom cares about my opinion!

or that fat-assed crack head ex-mayor.