What. It’s called “creative marketing.” You have a problem with that?

I had an Infiniti Q50 hybrid. 360 HP, 402 torques. 0-60 in 5 flat. 30 MPG average real world actually measured fuel consumption in mostly city driving. (not optimistic trip computer). V-8 performance with teeny tiny I-4 turbo economy. Not exactly an exotic.

Dropping the tailgate does not lower air resistance. That was debunked by Myth Busters.

But, but, we gotta DO SOMETHINNNNG!

You don’t like Altima drivers? You must be racist.

You must have never been to Austin. 

It’s Miami! What did you expect?

And here I thought Miami was already under water. At least I was told this 30 years ago it would be by now.

Wisconsin glacier country has some awesome roads. I once took the glacier trail home from Road America one day and loved it. It is even in very good condition. Unlike the other 70% of roads in the state. Especially in the cities of Milwaukee and Madison. Some immigrants from Somalia even remarked on the poor quality…

How is this story automotive related?

It is a disease. Like TDS. No way to live your life.

Under normal circumstances it is a pure steer by wire. The clutch on the shaft is strictly for backup and likely will never be used during the life of the car.

Hornet? Like Hudson Hornet? My dad had one.

Clever. You must be a Mensa member.

Well, I guess that explains why the US is one of the most productive countries in the world.

Ok Boomer. The year is 2022. Lubricants and engine tolerances have improved quite a bit in the last 50 years.

Why not? We now need to codify not teaching sexual subjects by strangers  to 5 year olds. Something that used to be common sense.

Examples please.

So, you felt a need to double down?

Nick Cannon?