Court records show he will appear in Los Angeles Superior Court on October 19.

My aunt is married to a moron (who’s a Trump supporter!) and they live in Michigan. Her husband went to see about job once as a border guard. He was surprised that he’d have to move to Texas to take it because he assumed it was to protect the Michigan border.

That’s your takeaway from this post? Really?

Yeah, but a LOT of people think of Buddhism as an enlightened exception. This is a reminder that it really isn’t.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

All major religions are fucked up patriarchies! Just a reminder.

Ugh. Fuck this terrifying cult.

THE PENIS MIGHTIER.

suck it trebek

There’s a lot of bad contestants on Jeopardy (like, a *LOT*). If you’re going to go down, better to go down smiling than looking like an idiot. You are my hero, Talia.

I like her style. If you’re going down in flames anyway, the least you can do is have some fun during the ride.

I’ll take care of this.

Dude, wtf. You get the Sacko for life.

Yes, but you also have to remember some police officers are really, really stupid.

I’m very skeptical of their story. When police take a bomb threat seriously, they evacuate the premises and send in a little robot to investigate/detonate it. This is straight up “this kid is a Muslim and an engineer which means he could grow up to be a bomb-making terrorist, so let’s give him a scare he’ll never…

Maybe, they just had the one apple juice box.