and the unauthorized “washdown of hardscapes” like the walkway to her house

That pissed me OFF. Fucking asshole. Put gravel in your yard and stop watering. Goddamn her.

Water is everyone’s business.

Also like.

Okay like it rains every day in Washington and you guys are basically Canada so maybe take several seats over there, buddy.

I’m just shocked actually, paranoid, and a little squeamish now about even watering at all,” she said.

This happened to my family when I was growing up. A neighbor’s yard sloped towards ours and excess water ran into the street. All we had to do was call the city when it was happening again, they came to investigate and cancelled the ticket. It wasn't a Cold War paranoia event.

EASTCOAST4LYF

Meh, I’m not going to mind my business. I would certainly leave a nice note before calling anyone from the city, but I would say something to remind them that the overwatering is not okay, we are in a drought and we have to work together to reduce use. I’ve offered to help some of our elderly neighbors who didn’t know…

“I’m just shocked actually, paranoid, and a little squeamish now about even watering at all,”

Who’s the best coast now, suckers?!?!

It bothers me that the buttons are on the wrong side from where they would be on an actual ladies’ pantsuit jacket. Thanks again patriarchy.

Your Morgellons gave me Lyme disease. And exhaustion. So I went to a chiropractor who, after adjusting me, recommended I stay away from the Freemasons.

Hey, at least you throw out it before it liquefies into a brown mess in the crisper drawer.

My son and I went to see Pitch Perfect 2 today. Is it wrong that I’m kind of happy that he has zero interest in movies with explosions, superheroes, or space themes?

Yes. Yes, they are.

No you should keep reading about them, and keep pointing out to others where they can read about them, because that’s how this shit gets exposed. If you ignore this shit it keeps festering. They need as much light to be shined into their dank and dark places as can be shone.

Well-adjusted 14 year olds do not “play doctor” with younger siblings.

Josh Duggar and his Dad are thugs.