This is what my brain goes to, every time I read an article that details a touching moment or wonderful thing he’s done. “Great, he’s a Republican who is willing to make exceptions to the thousands impacted by the nasty and brutish governmental policies enacted by the GOP he’s helped finance.” Fucking-A. I truly lust…

I’m walking again!!!!!!!!!

You already said it. How can you be with someone you can’t trust? A relationship is based on trust, no? I’d understand a little if this was the only thing he’s lied about(although it’s still terrible) but it’s not. You deserve better. You truly truly do.

I thought maybe I’d be sad about Mother’s Day because this is my first one as a single mom, but I decided to take it as a Treat Yo Self weekend. It has been AWESOME. New pinata cake pan? TREAT YO SELF. New nail polish even though you have a billion? TREAT YO SELF. Entire afternoon off from parenting to prepare for a…

On the other hand, it was really nice of Barnes and Noble to give Helen Lovejoy a management position.

Well, whatever shiny corporate human rights policy they have, it is utterly meaningless if it is not enforced at each store.

“We are very proud to employ a large number of transgender individuals, whom, like all employees are treated with kid gloves so we don’t hurt their damaged mental state.”

Dude. Duuuude. As an editor of a site who occasionally makes poor editorial decisions and gets called out for it by our readers, I’m telling you: It feels so good to admit when you’re wrong. It reminds your readers that you are human, make mistakes, and that you are actually listening to them.

The author is 44, as far as I can tell. I don’t ascribe evil motive to Sarah, she’s prolly a cool chick. But what’s totally uncool is to mock your readers as being too stupid to understand a joke, which is what 5 or 6 GM writers did on twitter.

This is so weird, like other writers from rando websites are tweeting about it. I get that you might wanna go to the mat for colleagues but take a damn seat and chill out. If you're so sensitive about negative feedback that you feel the need to straight up attack the people who are the reason you have a job, you're…

Yeah, it’s just continuing to insult loyal readers and followers who were offended By the article. Cool men don’t care when they’re made fun of. The article was full on body shaming and upsetting to so many of the readers including myself. I speak 4 languages, am well traveld, read extensively and have a great sense…

I think according to the Jez authors the original piece was satirizing people that make judgments on what’s appropriate to wear.

Eh, I think it’s immature, passive aggressive and unprofessional. I don’t know if you’d actually disagree with that though, seeing as you described it as trollish. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not mad or surprised, but I also don’t think it’s particularly clever.

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Well, it does seem like she finds the intelligence of her readership lacking

“Hey, can’t you sensitive bitches take a JOKE?! I mean sure, it’s a mean nasty joke insulting women’s bodies, but it’s SATIRE!” - unfunny dudebro comedians and Jezebel editors

If you thought it was perfect satire then that’s ok, but the amount of people not sure or taking offense seems to imply that this generally failed. It takes so long to get off the ground that it only finds itself near the end of the piece and doesn’t have the comedic/satirical turn early enough to get the reader on…

She might be funny, but she’s funny in that way when you laugh uncomfortably at an acquaintance when they make an off-color joke. In that, this wasn’t actually funny, it was weird, and weirdly nasty. Lots of Cool Girl-isms, etc in this piece.

Sarah you are very funny, but you’re wrong. WRONG!