He fucked Bob Taft in a barn? kinky....

Because there are between 3 and 4 spots available, so the percentage should be between 300% - 400% based on the expected chance the 4th place team beats the 5th place team from Asia.

This article would be a lot scarier if I wasn’t so fond of avocado toast.

Somewhat tangential, Busboys and Poets is everything a Trump voter would hate- all about social justice, often have speakers on issues of race, reparations, class, gender, etc. supports living wages, etc. So, either they’re naive, or they’re not as polar as the story seems

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Probably because it’s the greatest basketball game ever made, right alongside NBA Street Vol. 2.

Fuggit, just include all countries and making it a single-elimination tourney that begins a week after the previous one ends.

Love you, HamNo, but my only response to this is: No fucking shit. The warnings were around for months and months and months, but the DNC still nominated the only candidate who could possibly make Trump seem palatable. (“She still won the popular vote!” BFD. The Boston Red Sox had the best batting average in the…

All my excess live in Texas.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

Sweet jesus, how great is that GIF?

Deadspin’s editorial positions here are that a guy going to prison for four years over this is ridiculous and that the Cardinals should be banned from baseball forever and tossed into space.

Iverson and Dirk on the same team could have happened. That would have been some really, really fun basketball to watch.

JOHNNY FUCKING FLYNN.

you read Deadspin and are statistically most likely to be an irritable dad with a law degree

Hey! I don’t have kids.

Oxygen deprivation, he can only say “Hodor”.

March 5th’s* North London Derby.

Also, that was an awful call and City was probably better, but oh my god as a Spurs fan this season is so fun. Lamela’s ball to the Dane was perfect.