Got it, thanks for the clarification!

He’s become the first player in the team’s (admittedly short) history with so many stolen bases across two years[.]

He’s done this successfully before. His name used to be Osingel Herrera.

Not really fair. Pooping out some football is the Arena League’s entire business model.

I mean, it does look a lot more like Jeter than Ronaldo.

Just fight factless with factless. Start tweeting about how “ESPN’s relentless attempts to appeal to white conservatives in the heartland have ruined its ability to monetize and find a popular audience.” Everything is nothing, causation is made up, and Mitch Trubisky is the fucking second pick. I, for one, blame…

Didn’t think the penalty UNC deserved for years of flagrant cheating would come from their own legislators, but here we are.

As Georgetown descends into the depths of incompetence and irrelevance, it is at least comforting to see that Syracuse is being more or less universally recognized as asshats. That, and still beating Syracuse for the last couple of years despite sucking, is pretty much all we have going for us.

Our next category is: Deadspin Tropes.

It appears someone captured some surveillance footage of the street brawl:

Spare yourself! Stewart says it would be “hard to top” the (then-current) George W. Bush administration for absurdity.

Whatever PROCESS they used to select the teams is a bad PROCESS and we should really see a new PROCESS.

just a shame when kids learn what life is really like so young.

*Future Sixer Malik Monk

More like Thursday Night Poopfest

Dude. Buy a new stick. And then buy one for everyone else there.

I feel like the reference here has gone right over my head.

Au contraire. Passing on Waiters is the closest the Sixers have been to a title in almost two decades.

NFL: Uses microchipped balls to study “narrowing uprights”

never draft from Syracuse