Twas a bad day to be orange. 

The tweet says the suspension is unpaid.  I think paid suspensions are only for cops who shake down or shoot innocent people

I think there needs to be a footnote on every mention of the LA river, for those who’ve never been to LA.

I’m pretty happy with the swap. I wouldn’t have bought Detroit but I’m interested to play it. PES is not something I’m at all interested in. I know it’s a big sport around the globe but it’s not for me. 

Most people don’t follow influencers. Even more people don’t follow the same set of influencers.

That’s true, the Suns’ current iteration is pretty dull, but I don’t mind the Magic’s pinstripes.

Yeah, no.

Other famous Austrian painters include...

Mikey is a normal name for a guy in Waltham. Find a new slant. 

If by "can't hold a candle" you mean "looks so much better than" then sure. 

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Long hairy dude had dragon blood in him, dragon won’t kill.

Great article.

This is like David Tracy with a budget.

PC gamers are complaining about a game being “exclusive” to double-clicking a different icon on their desktop. Meanwhile console players have been dealing with this kind of actual exclusivity bullshit for decades now (and recently with Destiny 2, PC players are getting in on the fun!). Not saying that this has never…

What if I told you that not all Patriots can stand up and salute?

+1 incognito tab and plausible deniability

Sobble is Best Boi, Bubbles is Best Powerpuff. Checks out.

“Don’t fuck it up, Randy!” yells a collaborator at one point