This is officially in the running for the most disastrous rookie year of the #1 overall pick in any sport. He still has to fuck up some more shit, but the Playoffs offer a real chance for us to witness the worst ever.

No but really these guys are cursed

Let’s not conflate completely separate issues. Even with video evidence unarmed black men aren’t believed.

No, just Fultz. Get him the fuck off the court.

You know he’s never seen a movie with more than one black person in it.

You know, I will totally backtrack all my criticism of the cost and reliability of the F-35 if it turns out to be completely invisible.

Shouldn’t be surprised after a year, but.....

Buffalo’s a hell of a drug, man.

Pancakes. He made pancakes.

Congratulations Mandy Rose on winning being the first woman eliminated from the Fabulous Moolah Battle Royal!

Will he have to make up the “porn kills” seminar?

But is he being too obvious about it?

If the digit doesn’t fit you must acquit.

Sluggerrr felt that his buddy Orbit had greater need to hear the message.

Not in attendance:

Well, the Royals can say what they want but if Yordano Ventura had stayed at home and watched porn he’d still be alive today. And, possibly, with a better grip on his slider.

And if any team has experience with that kind of thing...

Donald Sterling: [applies for open part-time, full-time hateful job position]

is like saying that professional basketball goals will be worth four points