Maybe there’s still hope that they won’t name a future car Cadillac LaCadillac.

Maybe this makes me a bad person, but at this point I’m just following Fallout 76 news for the entertainment value.

First they came for Massholes' knees and I did nothing because fuck Massholes.

on the one hand: awful, late-capitalist hellscape.

There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

Damn, R.I.P man. For anyone interested, there’s a phenomenal chapter describing his work on the Universal City Studios, Inc. v. Nintendo Co., Ltd. case in the book Super Mario: How Nintendo Conquered America. It talks all about how he proved King Kong was in the public domain by exposing a decades-old lawsuit FROM…

Keep your nerd rage in check boy, just because you only watch shows because they’re trendy doesn’t mean the rest of us haven’t already seen him act all over Hollywood for a decade before GOT.

Oh fuck off. I’ve never watched GOT but I’ve seen him in plenty of other roles and he’s a phenomenal actor. I do know that like it or not that show wouldn’t have been NEARLY the success it was during its run without his charming ass in it. So that’s literally the only GOT Emmy I’m OK with.

“Look, we get it, he doesn’t…

“Antonio needs help, from his agent, from his manager, from his loved ones, from his doctors, and he’s not getting it.”

He got three because Shaq had two.

If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire extinguisher.

The Raiders Have No Idea What To Do With Antonio Brown

“I’m the Devil and I’m here to do the Devil’s business!”

No, this is poetic:

He’s been giving him boxing lesson since he was in utero

They can find his dad?

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

It’s not manual, not brown and not a wagon.  So, there.

This isn’t the first time a man with a powerful dong nonetheless ended up peaking too early