Yeah, well, I’m throwing down 6 quads tonight too, and I *hic* don’t see you fucks giving me a medal.

I mean he’s no Kurt Angle.

So, can he participate in the Paralympics next month? I’m guessing that would be a rare feat to accomplish!

Asked how they felt about their coach’s dismissal, a team spokesperson said, “No woman, no cry.”

I’ll say this for halfpipe, it’s about the only sport decided by judges that I can usually tell who was best even though I can’t tell a 1440 Frontside Twisty McStuffin from a Triple Lindy.

Oh, you’re that guy...

Solid pitcher who can be good and useful on a very good team? Sure.

That’s not even remotely true.

Check out Dan Orlovsky’s diagnosis of that first wheel/rail route you highlight above. His insight is fantastic

counterpoint: Give him some more Mountain Dew Code Red.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

In retrospect, “What will Giannis do to the Knicks tonight?” makes you guys look like sorcerers.

Don’t be simple. Germans, working for a company founded by the Nazi party under the direction of Adolph Fucking Hitler, devised a plan to gas monkeys and humans. They skipped over Godwin and collected $200 as they passed Nazi Medical Experiments.

It wasn’t a joke; he pointed out the real, historical link between VW and Nazis.

Volkswagen (German pronunciation: [ˈfɔlksˌvaːɡŋ̍] -  listen (help·info)), shortened to VW, is a German automaker founded on May 28, 1937 by the German Labour Front under Adolf Hitler and headquartered in Wolfsburg.

So? This is in Virginia, not Germany.

Hey VW: A bunch of Germans putting monkeys (and humans too!) into a chamber filled with poison gas kind of leads to that analogy on its own.