Jason Whitlock was never good at football.

It just kills you, doesn’t it?

That was Terrebell.

That is correct.

so there’s literally no way to make this game look bad, is that correct

And yet they had no fans.

Those people rooting for the Pats back then were Red Sox fans in disguise. Still all horrible, horrible people.

At least Vince sold his stunner. This is not the kind of weak shit I want from my politicians:

He did say it was better than his wedding night.

“Doused”. Unless you were watching a very different video than I was.

Not so fast. There’s still Team Meteor.

Probably helps in this case. You can’t go below a baseline score of zero.

Doctor: How many fingers am I holding up?

How Gronk performs according to the NFL’s concussion protocol will determine whether he returns for the second half.

I’d like to be rendered incapacitated by rum exposure right now

This is quite possibly the most Nintendo thing Nintendo has ever done.

Wrestling is supposed to be fun and the MMC is fun.

Consent?

Oh no we better not upset the sensibilities of Europeans