Joe Sakic and Patty Roy? I’d wager both of them kind of wish that they had just stuck to being the heroes who cemented together the Avs teams of the 90s rather than the goats who brought the team to absolute rock-bottom-are-they-even-an-NHL-team level where they reside today.

Ummm....you can’t do what you’re not capable of. Carmelo wouldn’t help Lebron at all. He doesn’t rebound. He can’t defend. He needs the ball in his hands to be effective. He’d be a much worse Kevin Love.

You know who didn’t kill the chemistry between Carmelo and Phil Jackson?

So in the end, he murdered Odin Lloyd for NOTHING?

Still better than the ridiculous idea of starting a runner at 2nd base in extra innings.

“We’re in the NFL. We’re in a multibillion corporation. You can write that off on your taxes, but you’re charging these kids? There’s no part of it that’s right. Your heart’s not in the right direction when you’re doing that.”

I know earnest does not work well here, but fucking good for him. Just a guy in the NFL who wants to do right by the kids and who calls other guys out for charging them — even if on behalf of a charity that these kids have no responsibility to support? Hell yeah.

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

What, the Switch?

I kept thinking I’d see a name on there and be like “ok, they aren’t all bad...”

its easy to turn on the tv and put all the blame on the guy who seems to be in charge, but i have to believe he’s actually just a figurehead, and the russian billionaire behind the scenes is calling all the shots.

Maybe it was the infamous Dortmund Fahrt Man

The whole segment was hilarious.

You’re holding out for a remaster of a subpar sequel from the last gen of consoles on a console that’s now officially dead and never really had a third party presence, and you’re a) surprised it hasn’t shown up yet and b) irrationally mad that it’s on sale on a completely different console? How many possible sales do…

You’re holding out for a remaster of a subpar sequel from the last gen of consoles on a console that’s now…

I always hated JBL’s “Clothesline from Hell” because it wasn’t a clothesline. It was a lariat.

bradshaw was a boring wrestler and is a terrible announcer and a grade-A asshole by all accounts who definitely never messed with brock or kurt angle during their tenures but never forget that all 5'7" of joey styles knocked his ass the fuck out on an airplane once

I was wondering who that slow white guy was that couldn’t guard DeAaron Fox. Turns out it was Ball.

These forever-scrolling blogs are a freaking packaging nightmare.

HAIL SA10.

Well, they did have the meets.