“Bean me up” -Piscotty

Piscotty 2 Hotty doing the WORM

Lousy Urban Types with their loud, Urban Type music and their provocative Urban Type dancing. Sometimes I wish they’d all go back to the Urban Type areas they came from.

Because the best use of $60 million is to give it to already rich guys to fund a stadium. And “too many urban types who prefer basketball and football?” Why don’t you say what you really mean?

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

They are the most hated broadcasters in hockey ( sorry Pierre McGuire, you’re not even the best at being bad ) for a reason. Homerism is fine, to a degree, but these guys are way over the top.

There’s no bigger homer in the league. Dude is a disgrace.

The Bruins color man is always an apologist for the worst shit

Nah. He clearly just looks up to Crosby

Language is hard.

Fuck that. Cardinals baseball is not actual sports. There’s always next year!

Oh hi, Captain Dipshit!

Oh look, there’s THAT guy.

Like what? NASCAR or high school-level baseball?

Yeah, and none of them jumped off a ladder through a man, through another ladder. That’s considerably more entertaining than the St. Louis Cardinals.

2017, when the Hardys, Goldberg, and Jericho hold titles. What a time to be alive.

The guy that rolls off the ladder is just terrible CGI. It really takes you out of the moment. It’s really hard get pasty albino skin right.

Watch the GIF very carefully; his legs slam into pastey guy but the gimmick ladder does not give.

Why? Are the Dudleys coming, too?