Wrestlemania 33 is just a warm-up for Gronk.

Some advocate, he couldn’t even talk his way out of getting nailed to a tree.

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

I’d be happy if most of them would just learn English.

I promise you won’t even hear about this rule until it pops up in the last 30 seconds of a divisional round game, to completely, and questionably, fuck up one teams chance of winning.
Gonna be exciting!

I would have sworn he was taking performance diminishing drugs.

Nerve damage continues to decimate the Superman community.

Lincicome has also described Ben Roethlisberger as a “Really Awesome ProfessIonal SporTs-guy.”

I don’t blame you one bit—Machado has the skills, attitude, and charisma to be fantastic, and we haven’t seen anything close to his ceiling yet.

I’m just saying that if Stewart can get away with killing a guy, NASCAR isn’t about penalize anybody for fisticuffs.

I mean... maybe just have a hard look at your life choices...?

Is that guy Australian? That’s a very Aussie move.

Well, Tony Stewart did get away with murder.

Ah, yes the “Ezekiel Elliot clause.”

Unless Dallas drafts him, in which case he probably gets a bonus.

I’m willing to wager good money that this will not be in the top 20 bizarre things that happen in Walmart parking lots in Florida in 2018.

You forgot to add “5) In Florida”. That clears pretty much everything up.

Completely accurate assessment. This has been a long time coming for Busch.

I don’t follow NASCAR very closely but Kyle Busch has always seemed like the kind of asshole who would walk up and sucker punch someone, and still be the one who somehow got his ass kicked

Decent human being? Please stop talking. He is the one who started all of this.