That’s the shingle best drift I’ve seen today.

Turns out a post-hibernation bear and free agent Jay Cutler are indistinguishable.

Someone should leak the bracket and then someone else should provide the show with Trump’s taxes to fill their time.

Reading is fundamental. here’s four references to Vicodin on just one page. There are dozens more.

I am just going to assume the Patriots cheated.

But Josh Gordon is gonna have his career ruined because of weed.

And less e-sports nonsense

It’s not too early, I would merely add two further sets of quotation marks around the word Quarterback.

The pool table was laid to rest in the traditional Buffalo way.

If nobody else is having fun in Buffalo, why should the Bills?

if nothing else, its less games for them to lose.

We know that lighting stops Army air and ground operations

They have nothing to worry about, lighting doesn’t strike II

Who do you think you are?! I am!

Lamborghini will fight you. Lamborghini will fight your whole goddamn peasant family. Did you look at Lamborghini wrong? Who do you think you are? Lamborghini brought a goddamn laptop to the fight. Lamborghini is recording this. Lamborghini is going to use a f*cking satellite to quantify the speed, acceleration, and…

I can’t wait for Nintendo to just become a publisher.

We got someone that can take a look at that groin.

Playskooled.

Some will cry “clickbait”, but fuck em, joke preservation trumps all other considerations.