This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

Are you literally more mad at Jalopnik than the president who got that veteran killed?

easy milo.

Everyone knows that, if you’re a football player that grows up and goes to school in Texas, that the alphabet is something you only learn if you decide to pursue a graduate degree.

I love wrestling.

When he starts a band.

Baylor is already inquiring with the NCAA about waiving the one-year waiting period for Olsen so he’ll be able to play in the fall.

Buddy Hield, a player whose potential lies entirely in his shooting, has a worse 3-point percentage than Demarcus Cousins, a man the size and shape of a grizzly bear.

Technically shouldn’t have, karmically definitely should have.

“It’s not showing off if you back it up! —Dolph Ziggler”

You must live in an area where there’s good drainage.

When the ice caps are all gone you can bet that this is exactly the kind of game I’ll wanna escape to.

As long as the victim gets a restraining order commanding Richardson to stay 3 yards away at all times, she shouldn’t have any more problems with him.

Well-written article. We live in a world where everyone is either Jesus or Hitler, with seemingly no one in between. Most people leave complicated, even contradictory, legacies. And you captured that.

not just a rally - an announcement of his 2020 campaign - considering we are now in an election cycle I dont think he should be able to appoint a SCOTUS judge to fill Garlands vacant seat...

No one needs a submarine car. No wants a sticker and trim edition either. Go big vintage and build the car we want!!!

I understand this rabbit. I mean, I always feel triumphant after I sniff a line.

Isn’t he the dude that proposed to her, then copped some dome?

I would like to see a new ball added after every 15 minutes of scoreless minutes played.