I still strongly believe that Wideman deserved a much longer suspension for that. Completely unacceptable, even the claim “didn’t know it was a ref,” or “wasn’t looking” can’t even be valid seeing how he hit him pretty hard from behind after glancing up twice.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

So someone is cosplaying as Handsome Jack cosplaying as Archer?

I mean, it looks like someone in the style of Archer but doesn’t really look like Archer at all...

MassSox just doesn’t have the same ring to it. I suppose they could always move to Cummington though.

Just fuck already.

[looks at the other guys on the floor for OKC] I can see why Russ is so mad all the time.

FOR GOD SAKE NO ONE TELL BETSY DEVOS!

His qualifications are impressive, though. For example, he’s not al-Baghdadi.

Where do you think the Toronto Raptors came from?

0-60? as relevant as nurburgring times

That is dark as black paint, but in all fairness, would be easier to explain a new fancy car than trying to explain why your child came back from the dead.

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

down in Brazil...

In reality, when you factor in maintenance costs, the thieves are estimated to have lost about $200k.

Please, oh fucking please, let reality imitate fiction.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.