Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Any valid list of “Bad Christmas Songs” has to include both “Jingle Bell Rock” and the Bruce Springsteen version of “Santa Claus is coming to town”. Man, I hate that song, and I’ve heard it about a million times every season for 40 years.

You forgot ‘Jingle Bell Rock’, which I believe was written for the purpose of torturing prisoners of war. The best part to Dec. 26 is knowing I have 9 months before I’m likely to have to hear that insipid bullshit again.

Can we have a article titled ‘Women Who Got Away With It in 2016?’

Fuck your 12 year old.

The problem is those were 3 movie packages. This is the only movie ever made in this universe, outside of A New Hope that has a beginning, middle and end.

Drugs are bad M’kay.

Then the plans went to idiots Luke and Han . Who got medals for their bumbling drunkenly through life.

This. If Dems were smart they’d trade a corporate tax cut for a rise in cap gains taxes. But Dems are not smart so I suspect they will take cues from guys like Hamilton and play class war.

“since you are now the worlds joke!”

What World do you live in?

Oh man. This is so funny. It’s like, you don’t like him, but you feel the need to bring it up and remind everyone that you’re butt-hurt about the election results. I see the humor in this. Really, we all do. This is also the first time on all of Gizmodo that a post that has nothing to do with President-elect Trump has…

Obama’s efforts to combat the issue should be classified as “modest.”

Ding-Ding-Ding! They get rock hard chubs paying guys back for snubbing them. Sports writers aren’t good people for the most part. So many of them have god awful radio shows.

I think Curt Schilling should be in the hall, too—the hall of great big buttheads!

Why the fuck are sportsmanship and character part of the criteria? Is it so journalists can get a hard on by not voting in the guys that didn’t like doing interviews with them?

There’s no denying that cases get buried and mishandled but the information she is providing seems extremely theaterical [similar to the rolling stone case]. Also the police haven’t given any criminal charges probably because there is zero evidence to Press charges. Also, this is Minnesota football not Ohio state or…

My default position on this (and just about everything else) is “I wasn’t there, I don’t know, I’m not making a judgement.”

So a free education, free upscale housing, free on site 24 hour chefs, free rein to basically do as they please, and you think their chances to make legitimate cash on the barrel are being suppressed?

This story is smelling of a combination of the rolling stone story and duke lacrosee case. Hard for me to buy that there were nearly ten rapists on one football team all cool with this and 50 more players on the team who wanted to keep it quiet.

Maybe because it didn’t happen