I’m looking to inherit wealth, not bone a foster kid with a proclivity for oral. 

From what I can tell, hot girls actually drive brand new Jeeps and Jettas. Because Daddy is rich, and married a smokeshow and produced another one. 

Anyone who pre-orders anything deserves what they get. Be it cars, video games, or exclusive vagina scented candles.

Don’t forget the slack jawed mouth breathing rubes who’s sole goal is to pack themselves with AYCE shrimp that favor cruises, it’s like a floating moron convention. 

My 2.5i Outback new was like 2k more than the same spec with like 15k miles. I’d have been a moron not to buy it new, get 0% for 3 years and basically be able to sell it for almost 90% the new cost for the first 5 years or so. Bought in 19, and still going strong at 45k miles.

Car salespeople are about as useful as realtors. Not very. 

Potato tacos aka tacos de papa are elite. Some shredded cabbage and queso fresco and salsa and we are in business. 

No but we have the good sense to only pay that kind of money for cars that are not upjumped tractors.

My Subaru in 2019 offered 0% on 3 years, and 0.9% on 4 years with good credit. I could have paid cash, but 0% for 3 years, that’s free money baby. I stuck that in the market and let it ride and made plenty off that 30k.

The only way I’d pay 75k for the Queen’s Range Rover is if she was still alive and I could crush it with her in it for her family’s crimes in India.

Who tf is spending 70k on a clapped out 2009 GTR? That car is so old, Jared Fogle wouldn’t give it a call. 

If the SVT Focus had a motor like the SRT Neon it would have been perfect. I’m sad they just didn’t bring over the British Focus RS earlier, that Gen 1 was a monster.

Even with the pricecuts I still won’t buy a Muskrat car for my wife. She is the ideal EV user, the same shortish commute to the hospital every day, and the families other vehicle is the road tripper/weekend hauler. I’ll buy something from a trad manufacturer, every Model 3, Y and S I’ve sat in has rattles like a 1997…

Our licensing and training in America is a joke. We need German or Finnish levels of driver training and TUV to have actually safe drivers/vehicles.

Harris saw the writing on the wall and diversified his income streams with his car auction website and independent work. 

Right on red when the pedestrian walkway is clear and simple, people are just morons.

Vikas Oberoi is a Billionaire, he ain’t gonna do time for shiiiiiiieeeeettttttt. He’s gonna get the finest lawyer in Italy. 

Yeah we definitely have the same experience. The last Rav4 I had I couldn’t use Android Auto at all without all that. Such a PITA, just let me friggin’ connect. 

Toyota/Lexus in the late 2000s, early 2010s. Absolutely dogshit, and you needed to use the stupid mouse.

Wawa and Sheetz are fast food garbage. I mean actual quality food.