Considering most dealerships are owned by, staffed by, and run by dipshits in all aspects from sales, service and parts nothing surprises me. These are truly not our best or brightest.

Literally look at that guys X profile before you open your yapper. 

MAGA Dipshits now beefing with their anti-woke Lord Elon will never not be funny to me. Keep buying those moron mobiles, and we’ll keep laughing at the schadenfreude.

Yeah but you’d have a 700 hp Jeep and not a 392.

The most insane price. Like, you could go get a Hellcat motor shoved in a Jeep for like 40k on top of a 40k Jeep. 

Emotional sensitivity is not wanting to get dragged out of your Bentley and beaten to death driving around to collect your rent checks that you raised 200% in 3 years. 

Dates are the “healthy” sugar alternative in every gluten free fitness food. Makes everything taste and feel like gluey sweet hell. 

Next up Jewish and Muslim drivers denying an order because it has pork. Vegan weirdos denying orders because it has meat or dairy. Numerous religious weirdos denying you getting incense because it’s witchcraft.

I’m going to continue believing these freaks are mashing their melted wax bodies together. Because if they aren’t, there’s no hope for my future. 

No 2 car solution will be the same because we all do different things. I have a dog and a kid and like the outdoors. So for me it’s a great condition Late 90s LX 450 with some tasteful durability and offroad mods for camping and hunting. Let’s call it 35k all in.

An LPN should not be spending like this. They are near the bottom of the Nursing Hierarchy just above CNA’s, this kind of spending is for APRN’s like NP’s or CRNA’s who make 150-300/year.

Cybertruck, now with Hudson sprayer full of Iron X and 800 microfibers from the factory. 

Get a Diesel Excursion and lift it. 

The only celebrity I’ll try coffee from is James Hoffman. 

Lead poisoning and too many years of their opinions holding weight. The world moves on but they are still mentally their 35 year old selves, at the prime of their life. Not in actuality but in the theater of their own minds. 

Clout chasing weirdos. TBH, not much different than the Cannonball losers, but at least this one will just smear himself vs wiping out a minivan full of children. 

Hopefully the Q6 eTron will be cheaper, because no chance that base price is hit on any of them out the door.

They should make them nuclear powered, and then if the ship has a nuclear disaster, given the kind of people who go on cruises, nothing of value will be lost. 

For that kinda change used for a tarted up super wagon, give me the RS6 Avant.

The only thing with more rights in a school zone than a car is a gun.