I would hope that your supermarket does not sell you fertilized eggs, if they did, there would be an unpleasant meat spot between the yolk and white. So in short. No.

If you eat a quarter pound of beef per day on average, and skip leap days bc eff that math, you have eaten 4.867 typical steer carcasses over the last 40 years.

Question for vegetarians out there... For round number sake, let’s just say there are 750 lbs of meat on a steer carcass and 3lbs of meat on a chicken carcass. If vegetarians want to save animals, why not push for increased beef consumption over chicken? It will be much easier to convince me to change from chicken to b…

Anonymous sources, and unsubstantiated rumors are not a great part of today’s news cycle. Good on you for not peddling in the latter, but I’m honestly not a fan of Deadspin soliciting the former. If you are a tipster doing what is good and right and you are sure enough to impact another person’s reputation, put your na…

Jose Ramirez

Chicken wings are white meat. Wings and breast are white meat, Thighs and legs are dark meat. If you are eating dark meat “chicken wings” there is a solid chance you are being fed rat meat or something.

A pressure washer is the correct answer to the how to clean my gutters question. Nothing else will cut through tough downspout clogs.

Planning the schedule around regional weather sounds good on the surface, but it’s unworkable. Warm weather and dome teams don’t want to have all the April home games because they want games at home when school is out and people are taking vacation too.

In Illinois, the Challenger for Governor is Democrat J.B. PRITZKER 877-CASH-NOW he should hire me for his campaign ads.

The ones here making fun of the words in the picture are fine. The ones here saying Charlie Blackmon isn’t great are just announcing themselves as complete idiots to the baseball literate world.

This is good. It will almost assuredly provide temporary distraction to the people who complain about noise in public places from the enourmous dump in their pants.

Definitely read this as “Here are Some Tennis Contraceptions that you don’t need.” “All you need to play tennis is a friend.”

I’m sure if Lawrence is telling the truth, Berman wishes he could take it all back back back back back back back back back back back back back back.

It absolutely would make him more valuable. The problem is that he is too proud to admit that he is not a major league caliber hitter. Defender? Yes. Baserunner? No doubt. But he is still swinging for the fences, and that isn’t going to work for him. If he would just work on becoming the greatest bunter in the game he…

Is Jeter actually he good guy here? Hear me out...

Shocked to get to the end of this one without you calling Yahoo! a “snitch”. Never really paid attention to this much, but after you called me one, I’ve noticed it really seems to be your go to! All intended to be in good humour. Good points here!

So I guess are you the one in charge of writing negative coverage about competitors now? That is too bad. You were great with the Nassar coverage, but I’ve always found this particular genre of articles on this site to niether be entertaining nor in good taste. Everything here should be at a minimum one of the two…

George C. Parker? That you?

Gross! Yes them too. Everyone is ruining my leisurely dumps.

“I get nervous enough about snakes and spiders crawling up the toilet and barging into my asshole.”