Not my area of expertise at all as a retail banking manager, but I’m pretty sure our FA told me he’s advised people inquiring about it to not put more than 2 to 5 percent of their portfolio in crypto no matter their risk appetite.

I’m neither surprised, nor in any possession of any hope for this fucking country. 

I need that shirt.

For what it’s worth, I read the grays out of curiosity and didn’t see a single negative comment. 

Thanks for everything you’ve written here, Michael. Best of luck on whatever’s next.

Points off for two “masturbate on the way to” jokes in consecutive sentences.

I really liked Eternals, so no regrets on my choice here. My wife was extremely pregnant when Shang-Chi came out and just wasn’t up for it. Definitely gonna watch it soon. 

I don’t think this ends up moving the needle for the Rams at all. 

The whole thing is infuriating, for sure. I don’t necessarily mind that the responsibility mostly lies with the teams, though. 

Agreed. The “sex math” joke could have been good, but the execution was trash.

Exactly. What “life” is at stake? It’s an investigation of the behavior a multi-billionaire that will remain a multi-billionaire whenever he’s forced out of owning his vanity project of a basketball team.

I am. The Packers didn’t get fined $300K for nothing. The things you’re saying “they ignored” are what that fine is for.

“The league didn’t fuck with him any more than the collective bargaining allowed them to.”

I wasn’t saying it was a sufficient punishment, just that the NFL literally couldn’t do any more to Rodgers individually. 

$314,650.

What about being on the sidelines without a mask? Or doing press conferences without a mask? Or how about traveling with the team? Hes broken far more rules than just attending one halloween party without a mask

They literally didn’t have any kind of opportunity to punish him any further. As others have said, this is the extent of what’s allowed in what they agreed to with the NFLPA.

How dare you, little jabroni, suggest that Hermie was allowed in The Great One’s private locker room.

Right. Because this was definitely a criminal proceeding. 

Amazing.