My wife wants to know how those puns ended up all over the front of our toilet again.

If they’re blackmailing a person and that’s still successfully ongoing, then yeah, it would be worthless to release them.

“This university and this state have a rich history of racism, and I’m not going to disregard that. But this is one of the most progressive decisions they’ve ever made.”

SHITTY POP-RAPPER NOW A TWO-LETTER 26-POINT WORDS WITH FRIENDS PLAY, FILM AT 11

Too bad there’s no vaccine for having the thinnest fucking skin in the goddamn world. FOPs are the goddamn worst.

Let me be more clear, then, you hack-ass troll:

Zaire announced that this was all apart of “God’s plan.”

There’s more efficient ways of telling the world you’re a terrible person, my man.

“how the hell is he not going to be a prodigy?”

Agreed. I acknowledge that he has the right to make a choice. The actual choice he’s making not only doesn’t deserve respect, but I think clear-thinking individuals have a responsibility to openly disrespect it.

Here’s the only sliver of a thing I’ll say I respect about Kyrie’s decision: he accepts the consequences…

If Barrett’s 3pt shooting from last year turns out to be legit, I can see him having All-Star upside. Could be a more explosive version of Michael Redd.

Hi.

Fucking ridiculous. This exact same casino once let me in with no ID because I’d lost it. I remember that it was a couple of younger Black dudes that were manning the door. Not even a second thought as I began to explain my situation, they just said “you’re good” and waved me and my group all in.

Who else on that team is in any position to do this? Non-All Stars don’t, and can’t, pull this shit, and I don’t think this is a lesson Joel Embiid needs to be taught.

Contrarian without a cause.

I mean, there’s no “act” necessary. He’s still easily one of the 20-25 best players in the league at 25 years old and would make a lot of sense for several good teams. It isn’t that nobody will trade for him- that’s definitely not true- so much as Daryl Morey is a superstar hunter and none are available right now. You…

To Scott, whose post I can’t see here even though I see it in the notifications because go fuck yourself Kinja:

I mean, if you go into every interaction with a white person assuming virulent hate and racism, I can see how you’d arrive at that “fact!”

“I have always assumed...”

“...and that’s a fact”

A Black dude who’s convinced he’s Italian would be a pretty good pro wrestling gimmick, at least.