As thrilled as I am for the confirmation of Mackie in Cap 4, I’m somewhat anxious for how Cap as a character- whether it was Rogers or Wilson- fits in this new, deeply weird (not a bad thing; weird Marvel is the best Marvel), multiversal phase of the MCU.

Oh, come on now.

it’s a relief to hear that more and more is being done to prevent larger social gatherings from being super spreader events

“Giving them the idea?” They started in with that martyr bullshit as soon as masks started.

In fairness, if it didn’t represent white supremacists, that would be a pretty fuckin’ rad version of Jesus

Yeah, your thing is worth far more concern. I’m just a selfish human being that’s looked out for everyone else for 18 months now, and if anything interferes with me seeing AEW and Run the Jewels next month, I’m going HAM on every voluntarily unvaccinated person.

He’d be near the top of the list of people I’d want to die painfully from it, but a prominent public official that’s vaccinated dying of Covid is one of the only things I can think of that would lead to another shutdown, ban on mass gatherings, etc.

Yeah, I really don’t want a vaccinated public official dying.

Really thought Adam from “Workaholics” wasn’t that kind of guy.

You’re talking about a full-on bath for a kid twice a fucking day? What other terrible decisions do you make?

not cool and it’s not fast

Well, let’s hear them, because this was stunted.

And Cena’s the only one of them that’s proven he really moves tickets, too. And that’s probably only because they haven’t yet wrung him dry as a part-time draw; this is his first go-round in that role (and in fairness, even me, a disgruntled mostly former WWE viewer who’s entirely in the bag for AEW, is hyped about…

I wanted to work in something about one of Dwight’s sons drowning him verbally on Instagram, but I fear it would’ve drowned the joke instead.

My in-laws have a (very nice) above-ground pool. We had a few people over last weekend, and I told my 3-year old- who was sufficiently adorned in floatation devices, and I was in the pool with her the entire time- that at some point, it was inevitable that she’d slide off a raft or tip over and go under the water, and…

What a coincidence, the previous 76ers backup center is a terrible dad who proved that not all cape-wearers are heroes!

The second-best guard on the 2005 Washington Huskies.

Well said.

Pro wrestling matches absolutely have more competitive integrity than this. They aren’t trying to win a real fight, of course, but most of the time they’re going balls-out trying to get over, get a push, sell merchandise, etc. 

So you understand it’s a real thing, but you just don’t want it to have a name?