She is also now pregnant.

Good to hear they’re pressing charges. That kid’s too young for a Brazilian waxing.

has gotten the European Union to think about retaliatory measures should the tariffs come to pass. Caught up in the crossfire is poor Harley.

I think the Z06 owners are just upset because they didn’t know that they would be dealing with “limp mode” problems with their phallic enhancers as well.

He is football’s Bill Kristol.

She wouldn’t be the first Christie to fuck with someone’s lane.

“The minority whip? That means this Kettle guy is black, right?”

Trynna get the whole pipe

I pointed out a few weeks ago the absolute truth in the saying “Showing up is 80% of success in life.” So the “staying upright” part must be the other 20%

She’s just there to bone

He should look at the nearest fuel stations - odds are they’re an Oregonian and haven’t figured out how to use the gas pump yet.

Probably that pissant kid of his.

He had hand reduction surgery so he could pretend his cock was bigger.

Well, I am going blind, so the eye closing may not be necessary at some point.

I thought about commending you on your balanced and well thought out approach to this topic, but screw it - This is an anonymous blog. So let me tell you something Heather, until you start going by Hathr - your opinion is garbage to me.

Love your username. I am drinking Jameson.

Counterpoint: Whiskey is good fucking amazing and the only possible proof that a benevolent god might exist

I have a dog and I support each and every one of your rules. That is all

Ideally yes, in practice sometimes. I’ve seen Porsche and Mercedes dealers bend over backwards to help out a customer when corperate did not want to replace and engine or transmission. Then I’ve also seen those same dealers be assholes when they make a service mistake and won’t admit it. 

Asked how they felt about their coach’s dismissal, a team spokesperson said, “No woman, no cry.”