That depends...are we in a dark alley? Am I armed? Are we in public?

But he only has two “g”’s at the end.

What kind of parents would let their teen daughter anywhere near Tyler Seguin?

Wow! A hockey player made a teen girl cry and it wasn’t rape-related. Incredible.

what a time to be alive

I only take Harvey out if he dies before the 27th out

Blows them up on Fourth of July, reveals them right before Halloween. They’ll grow back on Easter.

This sucks, so, so much.

RICO suave.

Fan: Hey Roger, show us a cool trick you can do with a racket!

What’s next, a highlight of a tennis player putting the ball between the racket and their shoe and picking it up that way?

You know that virtually any high-school level tennis player can do that, right?
#alwayshighlighttruthers

So you have never played tennis or even watched it much have you? This is pretty easy to do.

Making Sean Penn feel outraged is like looking at fish in a barrel.

it would be a smart move on the person who punched to come in and tell his side before we get the victim and hear his side.

In the old days you got three podcasts, now you only get one.

The bad news for those kids who used to tease him is that they are not getting into Valhalla.

The truth is that Belichick doesn't know how to draft wide receivers. Look at their most successful WRs - Edelman was a QB, and Welker and Moss came via trade.