Derrick Rose wishes he could jump that high.

I agree that it's really tough for Teravainen to replicate what Kane does, especially since he doesn't turn 21 until September.

I'm really glad I like my parents.

you should watch this.

You'll never guess who originally pointed this out in the rule book to the Minnesota Vikings special teams coach and said "Hey, wouldn't that be interesting if that situation happened? We should mess around with that."

Recommended because Ben Folds Five kicks major ass.

I dun goofed!

I'll never forget him missing out on the 1999 MVP because some hot-taker felt "duhr he sits around and scratches his butt four days out of five duhr" and left him entirely off his ballot. So now Pudge Fucking Rodriguez, he of the ten foot statue of himself in his backyard, gets to introduce himself as a former MLB…

Plus, Pedro was a much better troll:

Judging from the video, it appears there was no resolution.

I mean.......

Brad Stevens. No doubt.

This is totally Brad Stevens, right? It has to be.

Hopefully he'll Seymour chances in the future.

bbwaa@aol.com

Whoa, don't have a cow, man!

If you're not going to bring things to a halt when you find out there's a potential problem with Down's, then why do we even have referees or amniocentesis?

@SI_PeterKing My apologies for being a passive aggressive prick. I thought everyone already knew I was a passive aggressive prick.

They were lovers, but they were also fans - OF RIVAL TEAMS! This is 'St. Etienne's Fire'

"I don't know why you keep calling me that, Offisher— my girlfriend has straight hair."