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They’ve got a signature haircut AND a signature move!

Do they practice pushing off defensive backs too?

So, is that not a clear push off by Cobb and thus OPI?

What are the chances that ESPN has some sort of investment stake in [A Company That Makes Stretchy Workout Stuff]?

1st Ass. Engineer

Space. Jam. 2.

I’d rather watch Jim Tomsula fight two pidgeons over a cigarette butt.

Mac Daddy Santa is back - now with an aching back, back by popular demand!

“I could’ve painted my dick pink and run through the street and it wouldn’t have been as embarrassing.”

“VIOLENTLY RIPPED AWAY FROM HIM” - you forgot to throw the word thug in there.

Putting the tree stand on outside, BEFORE you bring it in?

“I can’t believe that shit,” cornerback Kayvon Webster said. “We held Brady to 16 and still lose? Has that ever happened?”

What’s the journalism ethics on siblings of public figures? Are they also public figures by association?

Who DON’t You want to get for the office White Elephant?

A response to Giancarlo Stanton’s preferred workout method:

I’m just shocked the game didn’t end with Vontaze Burfict lighting up the punter after he stepped out of bounds.

Holy shit, do NOT go to GayDaddy’s Twitter Page.