Is this coincidence or just merely Deadspin destiny?

...not the dugout wall now is it?

Looks like the Gawker staff is taking Senior Week to heart.

That producer for NBC, what a boob.

Wow - this guy really sounds like someone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously and can really take a joke at his own expense and not retaliate by punching someone in the face...

When did bureaucrats start using nicknames for cities in official ordinances? Is this a ‘Hamilton’ ripple effect?

That visor being knocked off tho...

What’s your go to coffee order?

Thank you. This comes on day 6 for me and 2 days before a business trip that I will need to travel for, and fear the social pressures that come along with it.

It was an unbelievable feeling. I’ll never forget it. I tried to get up and I had to crawl to the bench. I had to crawl and they were like, ‘Get up, get up.’ I was like, ‘I can’t get up.’”

What’s the best way to reconcile the fact that some jamoke named Allen Crabbe will be making $75M over 4 years?

... how do you score 1 point in a football game again?

#alwayshighlighttruthers ... le sigh

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving pitcher than Lackey. Guy shows up his teammates by bitching on the mound after an error time after time.

#alwayshighlighttruthers

LeBrun: One GM has told me, ‘If anyone offer-sheets one of my guys on Friday, I will offer-sheet one of his guys every year for 10 years.’

Youngest victim of posterization ever?

Money’s tight, huh? #Irony