Yeah, Baltimore seems great...

He’ll forget more about basketball in a minute than ... oh fuck it. This news sucks.

“I’m a breakfast guy: three eggs scrambled, with bacon and wheat toast, burnt. The problem is, it never came back burnt. For years it would arrive limp and tan, which brought breakfast to a standstill when I sent the toast back. It was costing me 10 minutes a day, which, multiplied by six days a week, is four hours a…

They have better arms than most of our Presidents though:

I just got what #songhazi referred to. I feel dumb.

Seguin doesn’t play physical: Gets shipped out of Boston and gets a good ole beantown mudslinging on the way out.

Is the staff fridge stocked with Diet Coke, and diet coke alone?

How many of you guys actually secretly love Bill Simmons?

You guys drinking right now? If so, what?

“...unleashes a fastball from about 30 feet away.”

Did Ricky Rubio get in trouble for even thinking of taking that shot?

That wasn’t Bill Kennedy was it?

So the scar is from surgery... right?

It took me so long to realize you were talking about Kobe in this article.

So, gas is pretty cheap these days. Let’s say I had the time and resources to rent a tanker truck and hoard gasoline. Is there anything preventing me from pulling my big rig into the local Citgo and filling up my tanker with 3000 gallons of gas at $1.80 per gallon, and saving it up for the summer when the price gets…

Yeah, they took two before curry.

What is this good hearted Bullshit in the kinja? Where’s the snark?

Where in heaven’s sake is the Lunk Alarm?!