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So this is basically American Ninja Warrior from video games.

Not so lucky irish

#BirdLivesMatter

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Such a shame. Both his rocks paper scissor AND his back flip game are bound to be effected.

[Violently searching for a blue balls / DeflateGate reference]

“I felt a little hesitant a couple of times, out of the shotgun,”

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It’s incredibly how far we have evolved in just a few short years...

What’s grim is two theoretically respectable newspapers profiling the same boring man two years apart simply because his weekly diet changed vendors.

As a Red Sox fan, I fully support anything that upsets Adrian Gonzalez. It’s good to know that he can feel something about anything other than too many day games.

Bill Welke is a (ch)ump.

Bill Welke is a chump.

Why do people think the Patriots are smug?

As always, the lesson learned here is never hustle.

Glad to see a real baseball man finally making some moves. #Dombrowski

Hey man, you got to have an imagination like that to create a show like the X-Files.

Dom may have been more prescient than he thought:

15. Getting hit by a bus

His bat flip after a home run must be appointment viewing. Can I get a Google Alert on that?

I’m not sure he gets the concept of ‘calling his shot’

I think one of my absolute favorite things that MLB has done has been juxtaposing opposing home broadcasts on highlight reels like these, without comment. Honk vs. Honk.