Joakim Noah - Height 6’ 11”, Weight 231 lbs

I actually tend to air on the side of ‘not everything is offensive people, calm the eff down’ - but this is just STUPID! It misses the point of the commercial it is spoofing - where the man is caught off guard and drops her by accident, and instead twists it so that he makes a deliberate decision to turn and throw her…

Not having a Disabled List in the National League does seem to be a severe disadvantage to me.

What does he send to his barber? (The only person who is allowed to touch his head, I assume)

999. Getting Hit By a Bus

He just made the NHL won’t suspend Subban

I would like my favorite team to acquire a legendary skill position player who does NOT turn out to be a complete fucking shithead.

I would like my favorite team to acquire a legendary skill position player who does NOT turn out to be a complete fucking shithead.

@DrewMagary must be having an an aneurysm deciding who he hates most - Bob Nightengale, Brandon Phillips or the entirety of stathead geekdom.

Han's Shaq Stomp

I'm not even going to bother to write a kicker for this article, because Doc already wrote it for me:

I've wrote a similar paper in college about the destruction of Paul Reiser, the greatest comedic actor that never was -

At least he didn't oversimplify his response!

Are you confusing David Gregory with Greg Anthony again?

ETHERED.

Sources say....

I've heard pray tell that he never skips leg day.

Talking out of both sides of their mouths aren't they?

Geez, kid ever heard of a bounce pass?

Thanks for checking in, Tom Robbins.