Dang it, this was gonna be an Adequate Man post, but I decided not to sit on it over the weekend. Gotta get these laundry takes out while they’re hot.

*Khaled sees kid on the tetherball alone*
“Congratulations, you just played yourself!”

Wow, you got them all right, in the correct order, the first time! Deadspin writers always fail at that.

They are one of the better WNBA teams.

Who are the Sixers?

FUCK! Even San Francisco BOXES are expensive.

If Iowa would have won theirs would have said “COW LOVE” and “BOVINE DESIGN.”

It’s a Target.

Ah man, we have got some serious facial expressions breaking containment at the end of this thing...

We can still make fun of Rivers Cuomo right???? Because he posted this on twitter recently

The plan to move close to 60 detainees to the continental U.S. will cost $475 million

Maybe he should have just sent the last tweet?

There is no better dog on earth than the Corgi. They are wonderful companions, intelligent workers, and total characters. The description by one of the Kennel Clubs is “the small dog body with the big dog heart.” That is a perfect description of your basic Corgi.

this. yes — all of it

Great lede.

As a woman that is also married to a fucking moron I suggest Kim embrace the ideas that she isn’t responsible for anybody’s actions but her own and that what other people think about her is none of her business. I mean, she won’t but I’ve put it out there.

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”

While I don’t dig the clear Bernie bias in the following Paste article (nor in this Jezebel article either...”the excellent campaign”?), I did find the q&a on the history and relative lack of importance of superdelegates to be informative: http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/…

Google Ryan Ferguson. She is responsible for finally freeing him 10 years after he was sent to prison bc of a “dream”.