There’s no way Lee Harvey Oswald acted or shot alone in JFK’s assassination.

That the New York Jets have, in fact, won a Super Bowl.

Calm down there, Satan.

lets all be honest here:

“dude, we are doing the whole cult thing IRONICALLY.” “But youre ACTUALLY killing people!” “You just dont get it.”

this is the best post that has ever appeared on jezebel

Why can’t the nerds fuck after seeing Star War

My coffee was extra good this morning because I watched the video and imagined those tears all up in my cup.

Thanks for reminding me about Petty Tyrant. I’m not an avid TAL listener, but that story was absolutely insane and memorable.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

Just do it. You know you want to. You’re almost there, just go all the way. It starts with “sponsored content.” Then come the ad links below the articles that are designed to look like links to other Gawker media content. Then come the layoffs.

12 oz. Mouse should have been #1, how is it not even on the list?

I’ll miss the chicken tetrazzini woman

“Stay out of it, Nick Lachey!”

WHY EVEN HAVE AN E! WITHOUT A SOUP