Oh my gawd, THANK YOU!

I don’t know, but it’s really colouring my enjoyment of this.

To be fair, there was a separate part of the episode in which he explained that because of California draughts, the mini-lake he built for the water show drew from the family pool, which they eventually refill yearly from rainwater.

every time you feel the urge to spend time debating what the national public narrative on body acceptance should be - jog in place for 5 minutes instead.

Every time you feel the need to post a comment, jog in place for 5 minutes instead.

Well that’s just smart, both those birds are straight up gangsta. They don’t call a group of crows a murder for nothing.

I am am going to put on my Production Manager Hat and rip whoever is running the audio mix a new one during the break

babies can’t date. only one baby at a time fits in the cozy coupe.

Confession time: I have photos of my three year old sitting at a bar drinking apple juice out of a shot glass. Not my idea, we were having lunch in the beer garden and his Daddy was taking him to the bathroom...

I’m trying to figure out if you’re trolling. The way to get the work valued and appreciated for biological mothers isn’t to demean stepmothers who prefer to self-identify with a word that does not pack the punch you’re putting into it. Also, seeing as how the vast majority of women don’t ever set out to be a…

The View is allegedly trying to hire Gwyneth Paltrow. Let that sink in for a second

My first celebrity sighting:

A real butt lift is always no sergical. Only French seams are used. #sewingjokes

It IS a giant handprint. IM SO CONFUSED how you’re supposed to get the lube from container to desired location without getting it slathered basically everywhere. JODI KERR I NEED HELP.

STFU I fucking loved this jacket, especially for her

I am so excited for this new column! The possibilities! Like wtf is a Sextant!?

Hymena! Hymena!

I read the Order of Sartorial Splendor daily. They do excellent royal wedding guest run downs.