It IS a giant handprint. IM SO CONFUSED how you’re supposed to get the lube from container to desired location without getting it slathered basically everywhere. JODI KERR I NEED HELP.

STFU I fucking loved this jacket, especially for her

I am so excited for this new column! The possibilities! Like wtf is a Sextant!?

Hymena! Hymena!

I read the Order of Sartorial Splendor daily. They do excellent royal wedding guest run downs.

Me inside after reading this post:

“You changed it to Latrine?”

SWEET MOTHER OF SIN I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS A GIF!!! THANK YOU!

ASSEMBLE THE ENORMOUS CATAPULT!

I had my daughter read the draft of this post before it went up, as I usually have her do when she’s mentioned in my writing. She thinks the article’s fine but would like to add that she really did brush her teeth and try to sleep in those instances. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Secure your network and this is highly unlikely to be a problem. All the creep stories you hear about are people with insecure networks... or whose password is “password123.”

EUREEKA’S CASTLE OMG CRYING AT MY DESK

This is my go to “what the fuck are you even talking about” image.

I have no doubt that is something I would have done to my little brother, and then just shrugged adorably and said “I just wanted to see if he’d fit...”

I live in Las Vegas. Sadly, I downloaded our bank account from since we moved here, and we’ve spent around $15K eating out in the last year. M Life (MGM’s rewards program) bumped our status because we spend so much money on food. It’s a bad place to live as a foodie.

Not that hard... (usually silicone right?)

Yikes. That seems like a Minnie Pearl level of of mistake (though Minnie did it on purpose, of course).

Bless my soul have I got a story!