Yep, she pretty much looks like a Sailor Scout.

seeing her age and meet all the presidents is cool too. http://www.politico.com/gallery/2012/0…

Atlas held up the heavens from Earth, not Earth itself.

Which might be heavier, I'm not sure...I'll get my scale.

The offices here have a lot of glass and we didn't have any privacy type curtains that we could install so I put Christmas wrapping paper over the windows of a breast feeding mother's office. When the curtains came she elected to keep the wrapping paper. She thought it was more festive.

OH SO BEARS DON'T COUNT AS "REAL" WOMEN???

I had a 2,640 pound steel door crush me to the ground back in November and I'm not dead, a quadriplegic, a paraplegic , in a body cast, or dead. Did I mention I'm not dead?

I want a Beauty and the Beast library with a fully stocked bar. IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

Pretty sure she's actually being ridiculed for having a 3000 square foot closet like a French royal before the fall, actually.

HAVE YOU TOLD EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD THAT YET?

Well I wasn't expecting to be doxxed today, and I'ma let you finish, but look... did you expect less from me?

I HAVE QUESTIONS. First, do any of the cats ever go on hunger strike to be all FUCK YOU I WON'T EAT OUT OF A ROBOT? Second, is there a weight limit for that scale because we definitely had this cranky bowling ball with legs that we called a cat for several years. My mother was mortified the day she took Fat Baby to…

This bears repeating.

Then it would've been, "Where is your father?"

The kicker being that, as long as I was demonstrating hustle and business savvy? Dad would've had no more problem with pasties than socks.

"If you had just gone to college ..."

Oh, FUCK YOU, lady. Fuck you so hard. Meanwhile Ellie Moore, you and I are BFF's now. It is decided.

The only time anyone ever dared to make a remark like this to me, I was working at Eddie Bauer on a morning shift. Some lady took umbrage to my (corporate mandated), "Wool socks are…

I swear to God, Putin. One more dick pic and we're bombing your ass back to the Stone Age.

They need to do a tap version of Godspell. Then we can gleefully say, "Jesus tap-dancing Christ" in retort to just about everything.

Much Words. Such Smugness. Wow.

Write some letters and tell them how you feel, you CAN'T be the only Mom who has a little girl who is rough on her jeans. Start a petition. Do something! Little girls deserve good jeans too and the company probably just didn't even think about it.

And if the company writes you back saying little girls should be in…