Yes, I want to pet this dangerous adorable thing. What can go wrong?

I guess since the kid wasn't moving around much, it's proof that kids these days are just way lazier than their parents.

Word. It was a mini-movie! And Grenn reciting the Oath while the giant rolled down the tunnel... chills. And tears. RIP Pyp and Grenn.

THE SHOULDER BONE'S CONNECTED TO THE SIN BONE

I don't think they could be called the best unless Benjamin Bratt was present. I demand a Miss Congeniality reunion, god damn it.

Hey Dana Brunetti ... I'mma let you finish, but it is illegal, unethical and a very bad business practice to hire or not hire employees based on their body size.

Speaking of getting naked, why didn't Dany tell Missandei that she and Grey Worm can do things that don't involve his dick (or lack thereof)? USE YOUR MOUTHS, DUMMIES.

RIP

Oh no, they say he's got to go, go go Catzilla

I have a prescription for sex toys: I have what's known as Congenital Genital Syndrome (CGS). Instead of being born like a barbie doll and engaging in normal stork-based reproduction, I was born with genitals and have to reproduce in a way that makes Jesus have a sadfase =(

Of course him. The other guy you're thinking of is kinda a jerk, and asks for some really creepy stuff in return for his services.

How is this not? We think the sun shines out Dolly's ass around here!

For the record, I was the only Jezebel staffer who watched the entire 5SOS video looking like this:

You're totally correct. New babies only exist for about 4 hours a day when they're first born.

The baby porcupine better be named "Macduff"

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This adorable wee fella from Flight of the Navigator.