"Powered down"—because Krypton forbid a female character should be as powerful as a male one.
Please someone, help me out here. If you believe your CC# or Pin # has been stolen, what is TARGET going to do for you? Call MasterCard, Call your bank, go to the nearest ATM and change your pin #. But really- why is everyone calling Target?
I reached out to a couple of others, and one responded with a gif of Homer Simpson slowly backing into a bush.
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel please let down your hair."
For everyone, no one was racing. It was an accident where he was letting people test drive his Porche for charity. So. No street racing as it claimed up there in the comments. Man, I hate I'm grey on Jezebel. Damn it.
Wow... she's actually farting rainbows.
Eiffelcorn?
I'm sorry, as I'm sure you're a very nice person who pays her taxes and cares for animals, but due to your posting of these ovary annihilating images, I'm afraid I hate you. Nothing personal. *cries*
I tried to fix my car clock, Burt, but I think it's made by the same damned folks who made your thermostat.
His cheese has done slid off his cracker.
I like my firearms, and my husband actually works for a gun store, but I agree that kids, at least at a certain age, need to be taught even fake shooting is absolutely wrong.
Maybe try and find a gun safety movie for him to watch? Something that will express in no uncertain terms that guns and shooting are not games,…
They didn't state that she had actually shoplifted; it's very possible that her bag looked heavy, and that's why she was stopped.
MY excuse?
Giving "Simon Says" a new and sinister meaning in the 21st century, I guess.
I love her face in the top still. If ever there was a, "Can you believe the shit I have to deal with?"...
These two were best dressed.
" House of Versace had everything — wigs, questionable accents, smashed wine glasses, tacky fashion and cocaine cocaine cocaine." — Stepfon is that you?!
Rom Coms at fault you say? Well I totally thought this article was going to be about a real life version of this totally kickass movie: