Do they do on to others as they would have them do on to themselves?

Paging Lindy West. Come in, Lindy West - We're gonna need to see you eat all of these.

Oh, and I'm going to say it, Mark Hamil is the best Joker of all time. SORRY HEATH AND JACK!

Look, can we all just admit that Kevin Conroy who voiced Bats in the DC Animated Universe will always be the best Batman of all time and move on with our lives?

Phil and Lil's mom was a hardcore feminist! Not until I was older would I appreciate that giant purple sweater with the female symbol, and now I understand half the things she was ranting about in any given episode. I think I may need that sweater now...

Clap for the Lord with those ass cheeks.

They don't have the rank to call her Dodai!

A friend and I (I'm a marine biologist) had a discussion to determine the physiology of mermaids. We came to the conclusion that they are mammals all the way to the pelvic area, so they were still able to carry babies like a human (or, to be more sea-themed), a dolphin. Also like a dolphin, their tail is an extension…

Nah, I don't need any more furries at my cocktail parties. They shed, you have to walk them half way between your third and fourth martini, and leg humpings go way up when they are there.

Correctly-fitting plain black t-shirts over here.

HELLO WISCONSIN!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??

At the end I advise you to come back home

Thank you all for the nice comments. I am very surprised to have received a positive response after all of the commotion out there on "teh interwebz." While I do see the point of the comments that essentially say that her sign is risque, if it started a debate that helped everyone see the type of protesting that was…

Same here. In some ways the fitness Facebook friends motivated me to go to the gym because they make it look so fun with their cute little neon work out gear. But sometimes I get the feeling that they get too much validation from Facebook. It's like if no one is applauding your diet and exercise it doesn't count...

Love the concept, hate that angular style of computer animation - toothpick arms, triangle booty, crazy long neck. It makes old-style Hanna Barbera look like fine art...blerg

I like that not one of the 20 ways is to, you know, use it in a pool. I know this for a fact because I just googled the full list. I am bored.

I'm alerting them to the 21st as we speak.

Gettin' sexy with fumbly hands? Sure that works. Times when a clap-off bra wouldn't be so ideal: