The whitest man in America. Mayonnaise on white bread white.

Not as depressed as the millions of Americans who have actual fear over what she, and her boss, have done.

Lol, I had to hold in my cackle at work.

She really needs to go at least a shade or two darker. If she wants to be blonde, fine, but that really pale shade of blonde washes her out and ages her. Plus, as you mentioned, going so light is not helping the health of her hair.

She’s got a...strong jaw and she needs some curly softness a la Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. It distracts from the hard edges, like the fact that she just killed your bunny and took away your right to choose and is watching you right now.

It was seriously stunning to release that she’s still (barely) under 50. My 62 year old Trump-supporting mother ran into her outside of Trump Tower about a week before the election and got a selfie with her. After seeing them together I just assumed they were close in age. Apparently not. 

All the Trump Girls except for Katrina have that affliction. Kayleigh (sp??!?) is basically Kellyanne 2, still in training but already evil and over-blonde.

She looks like the before picture in a Rogaine commercial.

I like the scenario that she’s so comfortable among all those monsters in Trump Tower that she doesn’t even bother with her extensions. Surprised there’s not a Marlboro hanging off her lip.

I have never seen that! Does he tuck his chin into his shirt collar or something otherwise!?

I wish she would only speak in puns

She’s balding. Nothing against balding women. Only balding women who are racist xenophobes trying to take away the rights and health insurance of millions and refuse to acknowledge global warming as fact.

His neck looks like it’s due date was 3 weeks ago.

Perfectly coiffed hair? Girl, I guess.