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As an Olympic swimmer, Lochte has called the experience, “The second most painful Brazilian of my life,”

That explains why he thought he was innocent at the time, but that actually made it harder, not easier for the victim. It’s not a mitigating factor in the least.

Am I just being contrarian if I say that this seems like a sort of entrapment/gotcha exercise? Why would one immediately suspect they’re reading Hitler’s words when presented in the guise of a young, aspiring sportswriter?

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

Lol ok America hater I'll just be over here poppin bottles for Ginny 💯🇺🇸🔫🍾💯🇺🇸🔫🍾💯🇺🇸🔫🍾💯🇺🇸🔫🍾

Handy skill to have if she ever wants to transfer to Baylor.

It’s just been revoked!

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

I find a politely written “You Suck!” note handed to the ball boy/girl to slip to the umpire is much more personal and fun way to get my message out.

I’m waiting for the rivers turning into blood and the plague of locusts.

As expected, DeSean drops it before achieving his goal at the end.

I listened to your mother all night long, Trebek.

Another piece of American exceptionalism ruined by the Trans-Pacific Partnership.

Man shut the fuck up

This is the best bad comment I’ve ever seen on Kinja, and I just saw some idiot post that Hillary Clinton is already the most accomplished president ever.

Starting it off early this year.

“He’s an alcoholic!”

#RejectedFirstDraftLinesFromDantesInferno