Lionel Messisson

The Brazilian Ronaldo never got fed-up.

Sounds a lot like something someone from the Illuminati would say...

The Ultimate Warrior (James Brian Hellwig) was born in Crawfordsville, IN which is also the home of General Lew Wallace who wrote the timeless classic “Ben-Hur”. “Ben-Hur” the movie has been remade and comes out in August. It stars Jack Huston. Jack Huston and LeBron James have a Bacon Number of 2 (Tilda Swinton was…

basically lol

But that’s how good defense is set up. Help was behind him in the form of Super Saiyen James down in the paint. No way was Curry going to drive at James after what James had done to him.

I feel like if they made a movie about this series, they’d zoom in on Kevin Love’s head and show a montage of Steph not driving to the rim and dishing out in the first 6 games. Then Kevin’s whispered voiceover would say, “He’s hurt. He can’t drive anymore. He’s going to have to go for the three!” And then he’d smother…

Andrew Bogut: [knee buckles]

But either way, we can agree this guy is having a kid, right?

Translation: “I’m gonna go jack off in my Camry.”

TFW you have to stay strong for the people back in Cwdyrrrrfyxkjfuygfkjs Mawr.

The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?

This is a marked improvement for Philadelphia’s QB situation as Mark Sanchez would have been caught in the bathroom with a high schooler and Sam Bradford would have torn his ACL trying to break out.

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

This profile is one video short of being The Onion’s “College Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed.”

Next thing you’ll be telling me cocaine and hookers are bad too.

This is awful. Jorts, really?

+10 for that deep insight there Nibby !

March to the Sea-hawks +1

Until your favorite team loses a long pass because a DB knows it’s better to take the 10 than risk giving up a 40 yard TD.