Yeah, yeah...I’m so upset that some guy doesn’t agree with my politics...We should get all upset and make him apologize for the horrific thought-crimes unheard of in our group-think tank. Hate Donation!

And yet, he had no issue taking a complimentary car from a place calling itself Kunes.

If this were 1975, that’d be one thing, but how does this continue to happen in 2015? It’s ridiculous! There’s STILL a professional basketball team in Wisconsin?

They all think the NFL didn’t exist before 1967. I have to explain this to every Dallas/New York/Washington fan I know whenever the Eagles win and they reply with, “Count our rings” or some such nonsense.

It’s a case “what have you done for me lately” of course.

Damn, that means the Packers only have 4 NFL Championships instead of 13...

Apparently championships won before the Super Bowl are no longer valid.

Some of us actually graduated from college!

Figures the punter would be too stupid to know that the Eagles are 3-time NFL champs.

Of course the fans are still treating him better than DeSean Jackson treated Matt Dodge.

Awwww. That’s cute. The punter thinks he’s people.

Typical Deadspin to jump on the Giants bandwagon only now. Always suspected Petchesky was a fair weatherford fan,

Fuck the Mets. Chase 2016!!

As a diehard Eagles fan, there’s nothing I hate more than other Eagles fans.

Chip Kelly just got that guy transferred to St. Louis.

Humans? This was Texas. Home of the inhuman impotent revenge fantasy and prioritizing football loyalties above all else.

And don’t forget, Hardy was actually convict of the crime he was charged with. He appealed the conviction, and it was during that appeal process that his victim was paid off dropped off the face of the earth, which led prosecutors to drop the case.

Eh, committing actual crimes is more of a Ravens thing.

Well that was a cool response. The video was pretty silly, but people who were outraged about girls taking selfies at a baseball game need to get a real cause.

To be fair to SAS...

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